How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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