How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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