How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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