How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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