How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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