How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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