How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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