How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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