How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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