How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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Vitamin sea.


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To get to the body shop.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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It gave a little wine


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