How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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