How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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