How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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