How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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