How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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