How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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