How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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