How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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