How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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