The tame way, unique up on it!
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Polar Bond.
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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Ihop
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To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Because he never pays his debts.
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Let's get crackin!
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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