How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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