How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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