How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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