How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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