How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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