How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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