How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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