How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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