How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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It's a total rip-off.


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None. It turned itself in.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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The banana split


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Juan by Juan.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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