How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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