How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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