How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026