How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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