How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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