How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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