How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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