How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.


GOOD		CRAP

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She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

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Caerphilly.


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two babies screaming!


GOOD		CRAP

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Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

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I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

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CSI


GOOD		CRAP

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Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

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