How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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