How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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