How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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