How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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