How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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