How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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