How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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