How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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