How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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