How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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