How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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