How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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