How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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