How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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