How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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