How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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