How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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