How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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