How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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