How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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