How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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Anywhere it wants to


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Silent night!


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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