How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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