How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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