How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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