How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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