How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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