How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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