How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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