How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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