How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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