How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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or

How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Tell it a yolk.


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With flood lighting.


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Alley cats.


GOOD		CRAP

or

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

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