How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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