How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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