How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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