How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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