How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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