How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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