How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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