How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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