How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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