How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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