How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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