How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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