How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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