How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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