How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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