How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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