How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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