How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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