How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.


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White vans.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Squeaky clean


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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To get a mini soda


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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