How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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There was an empty seat.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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What's a light bulb?


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O I C U R M T


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To get to the shell station.


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