How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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