How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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