How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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