How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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