How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

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To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

or

Igloos it together.


GOOD		CRAP

or