How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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