How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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