How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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