How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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