How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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