How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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