How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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