How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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