How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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