How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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