How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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