How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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