How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!

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