How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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