How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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