How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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