How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.


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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker


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Velcrow.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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When you are eating a watermelon.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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