How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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