How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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