How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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