How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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