How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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