How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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