How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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