How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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