How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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