How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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