How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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