How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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