How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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