She was the fairest in the land.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            When you are eating a watermelon.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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