How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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