How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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