How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or


Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
Canvas not available.

or


What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026