How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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