How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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