How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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