How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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