How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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