How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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