How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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