How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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