How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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