How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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