How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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