How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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