How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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