How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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