How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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