How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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