How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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