How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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