How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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