How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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