How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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