How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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