How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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