How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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