How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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