How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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