How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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