How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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