How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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