How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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