How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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