Use a sea saw.
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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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