How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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