How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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