How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two babies screaming!


GOOD		CRAP

or

He wanted his soil to be rich!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take me to your litter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a Tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or