How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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