How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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