How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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