How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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