How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.


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He presses the paws button.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Pooched eggs.


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CSI


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It ran out of juice!


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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