How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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They get toad.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Stable tennis


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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I've lost three days already.


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Take away his shovel


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