How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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