How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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