How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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