How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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