How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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