How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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