How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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