How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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