How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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he's a catholic converter.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


GOOD		CRAP

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Thoreau editing Thorough.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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or