How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or


What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026