How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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