How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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