How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've got my ion you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He took them to a pignic.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or