How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tattoo.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was caught taking a brake.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cheetah


GOOD		CRAP

or