How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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