How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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