How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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