How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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