How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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