How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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