How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.


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A rubber band.


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Time to get a new bed


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but it was a little Chewie.


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You can unscrew a light bulb.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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Saliva


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To get his quarterback.


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