How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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