How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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