How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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