How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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