How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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