How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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