How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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