How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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