How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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