How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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