How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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