How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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