How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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