How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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