How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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