How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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