How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Plug its nose.


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That's not funny!!!


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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