How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Juan by Juan.


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Pooched eggs.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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The baaaahamas


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

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