How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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