How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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