How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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