How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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