How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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