How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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