How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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