How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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