How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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