How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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