How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.


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Because he saw the salad dressing!


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2 Na


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They both have trunks


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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It had too many problems.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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R & Brie.


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