How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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