How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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