How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
Canvas not available.

or


Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025