How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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