How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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