How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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