How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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