How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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