How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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