How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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