How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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