How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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