How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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