How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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