How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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