How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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