How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.


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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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At the crystal ball.


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Fsh


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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To see how long he slept.


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Professional courtesy.


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