How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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