How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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