How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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