How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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