How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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They can hit the high C's!


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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With a cowculator.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Every year!


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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