How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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