How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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