How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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