How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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