How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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