How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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