How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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