How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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