How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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