How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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