How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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