How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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