How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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