How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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