How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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