How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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