How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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