How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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