How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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