How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

Booberries!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or