How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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