How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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