How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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