How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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