None. There never was any light bulb.
Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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