How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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