How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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