How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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