How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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