How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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