How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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