How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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