How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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