How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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