How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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