How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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