How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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