How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026