How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

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Pay him for the pizza


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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A polygon


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A buck.


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


GOOD		CRAP

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