How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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