How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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