How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood


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Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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In sundae school.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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T (tea)


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Root beer.


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