How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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