How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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