How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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