How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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