How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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