How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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