How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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