How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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