How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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