How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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