How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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