How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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The banana split


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A milk truck.


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A comb.


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It'll come back to me.


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A coat of arms.


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They both whine alot!


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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