How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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