How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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A seal walks into a club...
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