How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026