How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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A rubber band.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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It's Hans free.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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