How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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A milkshake


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Use a pen.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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