How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Their lips are moving.


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The players dribble a lot.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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You Poke her face.


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