How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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