How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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