How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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