How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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