How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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You Poke her face.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


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or

Make America Hate Again.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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