How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback


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At the crystal ball.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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It�s a little fishy.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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He didn't have any guts!


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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