How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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