How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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