How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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