How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Fo Drizzle!


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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A fence.


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Decalfinated


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Fingernails.


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Address.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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