How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Fun-ny!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Chile.


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