How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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