How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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