How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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