How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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