How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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