How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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