How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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