How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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