How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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