How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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