How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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