How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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