How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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