How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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