How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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