How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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