How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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