How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.


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A dino-sewer.


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It was two tired.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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"The erection is rigged!"


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It was sole destroying.


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Take away his credit card


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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They both dribble.


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