How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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