With tomato paste.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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In the neigh-borhood.
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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I am feeling pale today.
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