How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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The banana split


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Stable tennis


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Mummies!


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He wanted to make a clean getaway!


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Fryday


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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