How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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