How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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