How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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