How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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