How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!


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A Doberman.


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coz Donald ducked


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Plug its nose.


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It has a collar I.D.


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Bison


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Because they dribble!


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