How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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Catillacs


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Fish and ships.


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Many hands make light work.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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