How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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