How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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