How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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