How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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The fish.


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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Bison


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A hot dog


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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None, because they were copycats


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