How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

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Professional courtesy.


GOOD		CRAP

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Ground beef.


GOOD		CRAP

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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get a mini soda


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


GOOD		CRAP

or