How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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