How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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