How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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