How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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