How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.


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When the door is open.


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Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!


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With its sparrowchute.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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A New Jersey.


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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Because all the fans left!


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or