How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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