With tomato paste.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Nothing, it shuts them up!
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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