How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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