How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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