How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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