How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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