How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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