How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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