How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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