How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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