How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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