How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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