How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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