How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2023