How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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