How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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