How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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