How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026