How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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