How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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