How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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