How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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