How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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