How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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