How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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