How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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