How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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