How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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