How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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