How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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