How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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