How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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