How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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