How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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