How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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