How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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