How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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