How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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