How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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