How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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