How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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