How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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