How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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