How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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