How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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