How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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