How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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