How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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