How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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