How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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