How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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