How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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