How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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