How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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