How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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