How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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