How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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