How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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