How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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