How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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