How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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