How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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