How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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