How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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