How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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