How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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