How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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