How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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