How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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