How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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