How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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