How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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