How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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