How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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