How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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