How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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