How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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