How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026