How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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