How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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