How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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