How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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