How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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