How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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