How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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