How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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