How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024