How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


GOOD		CRAP

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

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Let's get crackin!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

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Lawsuits.


GOOD		CRAP

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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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OH SNaP!


GOOD		CRAP

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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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