How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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