How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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