How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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