How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025