How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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