How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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