How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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