How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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