How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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