How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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