How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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