How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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