How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Catillacs


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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A phew.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A phew.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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CSI


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