How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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