How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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