How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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