How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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