How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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