How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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