How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Oinkment.


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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feel really weird about donuts right now.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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His partners.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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