How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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