How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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