How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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