How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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