How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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I'm still working on it.


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H2O cubed.


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but I don't want one of them for my husband".


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To get to the udder side.


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The Elfabet.


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Both of them.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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