How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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