How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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