How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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