How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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