How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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