How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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