How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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