How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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