How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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