How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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