How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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