How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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