How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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