How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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