How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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