How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops


GOOD		CRAP

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Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

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A Missed-steak.


GOOD		CRAP

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There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

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To log on.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the shell station.


GOOD		CRAP

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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

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