How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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