How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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