How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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