How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A seal walks into a club...
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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