How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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