How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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