How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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