How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
Canvas not available.

or


Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026