How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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