How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


GOOD		CRAP

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!


GOOD		CRAP

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In the dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


GOOD		CRAP

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I decided to give it a shot!


GOOD		CRAP

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Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Would you like fries with that?"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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