How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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