How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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