How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


GOOD		CRAP

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


GOOD		CRAP

or

Booberries!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Senator.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

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At the baa-baa shop.


GOOD		CRAP

or