How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025