How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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