How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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A seal walks into a club...
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