Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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