How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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