How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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Spelling.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Polar Bond.


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Alley cats.


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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