How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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A can of people.


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A fence.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Maine


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A Doberman.


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A dino-sewer.


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