How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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