How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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but enough about Kanye West.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Squash


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