How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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