How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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