How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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