How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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