How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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The pronunciation.


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Time to get a new bed


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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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A coat of arms.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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Through the engineers.


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