How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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