How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026