How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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