How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Because you can see right through them!


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Sir.


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Drinking.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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