How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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