How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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