How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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