How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


GOOD		CRAP

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

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Beef jerky


GOOD		CRAP

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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was playing by ear


GOOD		CRAP

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You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he saw the salad dressing!


GOOD		CRAP

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Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

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I lava you.


GOOD		CRAP

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