How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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In a barking lot.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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3 blind mice.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Bone appetit!


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