How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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