How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!


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......... one jar.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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They both whine alot!


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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