How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Vitamin sea.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Holly Davidson.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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