How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza


GOOD		CRAP

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A swordfish


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Microwaves.


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It�s a little fishy.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


GOOD		CRAP

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