How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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