How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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