How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Because it's between ac.


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The letter G.


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"Would you like fries with that?"


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Booberries!


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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Maine


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