How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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The players dribble a lot.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Because of the bark


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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I've got you covered!


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Sue.


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Holes.


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