How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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