How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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2 Na


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Take the words out of his mouth


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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custardy battle.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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Maine


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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New age music.


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