How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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