How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.


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A milkshake


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Pooched eggs.


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To visit the milky way.


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A rubber band.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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It's something I could really see myself doing.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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