How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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