How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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