How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026