How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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A Flat Miner


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Address.


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They both have trunks


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Get out of my sun!


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Fsh


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