How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Let's get crackin!


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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I just can't think of one atm.


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A starfish.


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Minnesoda.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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They had reservations.


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