How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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It came in at quarter past four.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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They are both rolling in the dough!


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A watch dog.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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A cheetah


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