How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Address.


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or

The players dribble a lot.


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It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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or

A Moo-sician!


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or

None. There's a primitive for that.


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or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Snowflakes.


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