How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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