How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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coz Donald ducked


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A Missed-steak.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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To get to the shell station.


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It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


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A watch dog.


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