How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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