How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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O I C U R M T


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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The batter.


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Fsh


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She was caught taking a brake.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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To get his filling!


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