How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


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A stick.


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Because they are black and white.


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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A swordfish


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Holly Davidson.


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