How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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