How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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