How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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