How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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