How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


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Count Quackula!


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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A piano.


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Soviets


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Saliva


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Halloumi.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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The police had to comb the area.


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