How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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