How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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