How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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