How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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