How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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