How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


GOOD		CRAP

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He presses the paws button.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

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Hope it's Halloween!!


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With flood lighting.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A ferrous wheel.


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Senator.


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