How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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When it turns into a garage.


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Address.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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A watch dog.


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