How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Maine


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A buff-a-loan


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She ran away from the ball.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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T (tea)


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Polar Bond.


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