How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

She wanted to see a butterfly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cr-oak tree.


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or

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was the fairest in the land.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fingernails.


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or

A Dogwood


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all the fans left!


GOOD		CRAP

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