How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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