How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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