How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.


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Nothing, it shuts them up!


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Bugs Bunny.


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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It takes two to tangle!


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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