How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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