How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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