How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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