How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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