How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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