How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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