How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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