How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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