How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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