How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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