How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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