How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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