How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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