How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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