How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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