How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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