How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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