How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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