How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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