How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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