How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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