How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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