How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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