How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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