How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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