How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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