How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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