How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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