How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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