How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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