How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A nail.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or