How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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