How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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