How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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