How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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