How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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