How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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