How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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