How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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