How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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