How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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