How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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