How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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