How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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