How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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