How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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