How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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