How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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