How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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