How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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