How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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