How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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