How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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