How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!


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Because they are black and white.


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Beef jerky


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A cow walking backwards


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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At the crystal ball.


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he's bisatchel.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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