How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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