How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Polar Bond.


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Sir.


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I lava you.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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