How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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