How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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