How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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