How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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