How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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