How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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