How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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