How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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