How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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