How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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