How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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