How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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