How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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