How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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