How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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