How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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