How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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