How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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