How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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