How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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