How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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