How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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