How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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