How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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