How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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