How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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