How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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