How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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