How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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