How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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