How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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