How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Because he wanted to be on time.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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What's a light bulb?


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Roberto.


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