How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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