How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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