How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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