How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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