How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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