How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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