How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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