How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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