How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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