How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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