How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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