How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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