How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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