How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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