How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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