How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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