How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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