How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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