How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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