How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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