How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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