How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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