How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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