How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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