How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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