How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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