How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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