How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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