How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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