How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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