How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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