How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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