How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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