How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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