How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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