How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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