How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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