How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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