How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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