How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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