How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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