How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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