How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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