How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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