How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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