How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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