How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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