How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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