How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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