How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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