How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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