How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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