How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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