How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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