How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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