How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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