How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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