How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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