How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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