How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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