How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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