How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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