How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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