How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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