How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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