How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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