How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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