How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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