How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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