How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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