How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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