How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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