How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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