How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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