How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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