How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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