How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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