How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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