How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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