How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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