How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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