How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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