How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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