How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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