How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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