How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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