How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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