How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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