How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

Canvas not available.

or


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024