How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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