How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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