How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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