How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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