How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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