How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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