How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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