How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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