How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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