How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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