How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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