How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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