How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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