How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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