How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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