How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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