How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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