How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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