How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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