How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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