How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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