How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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