How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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