How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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