How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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