How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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