How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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