How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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