How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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