How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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