How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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