How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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