How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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