How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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