How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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