How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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