How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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