How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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