How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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