How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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