How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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