How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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