How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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