How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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