How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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