How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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