How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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