How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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