How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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