How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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