How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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