How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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