How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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