How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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