How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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