How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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