How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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