How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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