How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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