How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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