How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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