How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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