How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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