How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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