How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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