How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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