How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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