How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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