How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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