How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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