How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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