How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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