How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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