How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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