How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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