How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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