How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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