How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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