How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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