How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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