How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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