How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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