How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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