How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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