How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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