How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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