How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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