How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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