How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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