How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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