How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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