How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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