How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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