How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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