How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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