How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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