How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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