How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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