How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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