How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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