How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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