How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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