How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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