How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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