How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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