How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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