How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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