How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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