How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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