How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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