How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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