How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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