How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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