How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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