How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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