How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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