Cause your the only one Hair.
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Five after one.
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None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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A centipede with a wooden leg.
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None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I'm still working on it.
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Time is fun when you're having flies
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Half a worm.
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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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