How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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