Cause your the only one Hair.
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Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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