How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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