How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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