How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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