How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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