How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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