How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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