How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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