How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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