How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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