How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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