How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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