How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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