How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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