How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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