How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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