How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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