How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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