How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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