How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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