How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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