How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026