How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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