How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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