How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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