How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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