How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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