How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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