How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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