How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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