How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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