How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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