How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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