How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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