How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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