How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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