How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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