How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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