How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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