How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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