How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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