How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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