How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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