How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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