How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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