How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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