How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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