How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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