How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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