How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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