How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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