How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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