How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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