How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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