How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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