How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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