How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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