How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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