How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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