How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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