How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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