How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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