How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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