How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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