How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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