How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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