How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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