How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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