How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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