How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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