How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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