How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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