How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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