How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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