How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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