How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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