How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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