How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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