How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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