How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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