How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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