How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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