How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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