How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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