How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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