How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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