How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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