How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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