How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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