How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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