How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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