How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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