How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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