How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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