How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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