How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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