How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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H2O.


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A rubber band.


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To see time fly.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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The letter H.


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