How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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