How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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or

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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or

A rash of good luck.


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They both have trunks


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I can hardly contain myself.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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or