How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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