How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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