How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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