How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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