How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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