How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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