How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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