How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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