How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Glass flippers.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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