How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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