How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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