How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Glass flippers.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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