How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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