How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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