How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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