How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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