How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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