How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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