How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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