How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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