How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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