How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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