How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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