How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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