How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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