How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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