How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stairs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take me to your liter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or