How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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