How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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