How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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