How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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