How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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