How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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