How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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