How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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