How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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