How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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