How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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