How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


GOOD		CRAP

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Red sky at night: shepherd�s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.


GOOD		CRAP

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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

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The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes two to tangle!


GOOD		CRAP

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They make used car salesmen look good.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

or