How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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