How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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