How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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