How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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