How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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