How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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