How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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