How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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A swordfish


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Root beer.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Fryday


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