How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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