How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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