How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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A seal walks into a club...
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