How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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