How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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