How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Pupperoni.


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He presses the paws button.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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It was two tired.


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Minnesoda.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Because he was under cover.


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