How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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