How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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