How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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