How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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or

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake


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or

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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or

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


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or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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or

You're Hired.


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or

H2O.


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or

Slippers!


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or

Grabs Our Pussy.


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or