How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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