How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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