How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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