How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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