How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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