How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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