How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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