How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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