How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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