How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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