How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

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Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

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An envelope.


GOOD		CRAP

or

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


GOOD		CRAP

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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


GOOD		CRAP

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By renaming it Trump University.


GOOD		CRAP

or