How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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