How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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