How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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