How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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