How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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