How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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