How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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