How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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