How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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