How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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