How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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