How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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