How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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