How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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