How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The disk-o!


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or