How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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