How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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