How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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