How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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