How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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