How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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