How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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