How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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