How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta


GOOD		CRAP

or

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it said CONCENTRATE.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or