How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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