How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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