How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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