How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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