How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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