How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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He decomposes.


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Root beer.


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We make perfect cents.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Count Quackula!


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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