How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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