How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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