How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or


How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
Canvas not available.

or


How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
Canvas not available.

or


What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026