How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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