How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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