How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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