How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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