How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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