How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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