How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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