How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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