How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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