How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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