How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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