How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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