How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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