How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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