How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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