How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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