How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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