How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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