How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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