How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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