How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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