How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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