How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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