How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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