How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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