How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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