How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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