How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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