How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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