How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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