How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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