How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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