How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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