How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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