How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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