How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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