How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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