How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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