How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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