How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Canvas not available.

or



What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025