How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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