How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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