How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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