How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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