How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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