How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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