How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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