How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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