How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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