How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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