How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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