How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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