How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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