How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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