How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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