How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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