How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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