How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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