How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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