How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!


GOOD		CRAP

or

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it gave him a big wave!


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


GOOD		CRAP

or