How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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