How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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