How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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