How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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