How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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