How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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