How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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