How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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