How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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