How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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