How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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