How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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