How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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