How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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