How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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