How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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