How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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