How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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