How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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