How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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