How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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