How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!


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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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A stick.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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He gave her a ring.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Take their chairs away!


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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