How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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