How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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