How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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