How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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