How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
Canvas not available.

or


There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
Canvas not available.

or


How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026