How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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