How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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