How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

Canvas not available.

or


What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025