How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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