How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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