How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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