How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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