How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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