How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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