How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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