How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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