How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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