How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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