Make sure one is a match!
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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Lemonade.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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They stamp their feet.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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