How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!


GOOD		CRAP

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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That's not funny!!!


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A jury.


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To get to the udder side.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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News briefs.


GOOD		CRAP

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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

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