How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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