How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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