How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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