How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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