How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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