How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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