How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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