How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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