How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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