How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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