How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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