How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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