How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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