How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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