How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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