How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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