How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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