How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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