How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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