How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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