How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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