How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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