How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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