How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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