How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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