How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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