How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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