How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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