How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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