How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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