How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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