How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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