How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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