How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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