How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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