How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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