How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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