How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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