How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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