How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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