How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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