How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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