How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026