How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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