How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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