How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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