How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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