How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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