How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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