How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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