How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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