How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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