How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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