How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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