How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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