How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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