How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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