How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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