How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025