How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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