How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A seal walks into a club...
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