How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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