How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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