How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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