How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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