How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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