How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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