How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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