How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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