How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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