How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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