How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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