How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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