How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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