How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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