How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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