How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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