How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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