How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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