How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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