How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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