How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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