How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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