How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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