How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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