How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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