How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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