How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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