How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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