How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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