How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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