How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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