How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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or

How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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A funky chicken.


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Ask Cheese.


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Skeet.


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and still be 0k?


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or

H2O cubed.


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or