How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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