How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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