How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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