How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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