How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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