How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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