How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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