How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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