How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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