How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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