How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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