How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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