How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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