How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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