How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His partners.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A chili dog on a bun.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So I went - and I got it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or