How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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