How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Many hands make light work.


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Got two fives for a ten?


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To get a mini soda


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It was two tired.


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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