How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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