How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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