How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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