How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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