How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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