How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.


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Count Quackula!


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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A piano.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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They both have trunks


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She wanted to see a butterfly.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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