How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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