How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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