How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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