How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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