How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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