How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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