How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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