How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!


GOOD		CRAP

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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


GOOD		CRAP

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It was sole destroying.


GOOD		CRAP

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