How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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The baaaahamas


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He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Hair Force One!


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Polar Bond.


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