How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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