How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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