How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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