How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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