How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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