How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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