How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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