How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

She ran away from the ball.


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or

Saliva


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or

To get to the other side.


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or

He was booked for a salt and battery.


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or

"Trike or Treat"?


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or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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or

Fireballs.


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or