How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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