How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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