How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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