How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get brighter!


GOOD		CRAP

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all that was left was de brie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

We'll see about that."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A milk truck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She stole his heart.


GOOD		CRAP

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