How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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