How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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