How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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