How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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