How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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The police had to comb the area.


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The mooseum.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Lean beef.


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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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