How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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