How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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