How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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