How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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