How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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