How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.


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Tweetment.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Bugs Bunny.


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Take your foot off his head.


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To get his filling!


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It was sole destroying.


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