How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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