How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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