How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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