How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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