How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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