How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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