How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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