How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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