How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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