How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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