How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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