How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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