How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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