How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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