How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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or

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or

His heart wasn't in it.


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or

None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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or

A fire cracker


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or

Railroad ties.


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or

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hot dog


GOOD		CRAP

or