How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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