How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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