How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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