How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!


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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Blue sky at night: day.


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BaNa2


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Morbier


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A sunburnt penguin


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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