How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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