How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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