How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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