How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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