How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Fingernails.


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I am feeling pale today.


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got salmonella.


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Fryday


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He didn't have any guts!


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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