How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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