How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.


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A skunk with a rash.


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I'm going out tonight!


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A fire cracker


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To the mooooooovies.


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You can't tuna fish.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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CSI


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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