How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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