How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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It left its tracks.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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White vans.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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