How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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