How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.


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The Flea Stooges!


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A car only has one horn.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Every year!


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

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Punch.


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