How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


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Fast food.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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He was catching all the chickens!


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Feyonce


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Squeaky clean


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Sherlock Bones.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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