How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.


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She ran away from the ball.


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So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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In the cemetery


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H2O cubed.


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Camelflauge


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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