How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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Nothing, it shuts them up!


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Snow White Supremacist.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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