How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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