How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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