How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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