How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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