How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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