How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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