How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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