How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both extinct.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A coat of arms.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

or