It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Punch.
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