How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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