How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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