How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

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Separation anxiety.


GOOD		CRAP

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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


GOOD		CRAP

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A dino-sewer.


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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Frosted Flakes!


GOOD		CRAP

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