How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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