How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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