How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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