How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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