How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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