How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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