How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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