How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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