How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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