How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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