How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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