How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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