How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Canvas not available.

or


How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026