How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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