How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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