How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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