How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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