How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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