How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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