How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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