How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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