How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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