How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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