How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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