How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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