How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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