How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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