How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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