How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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