How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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