How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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