How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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