How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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