How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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