How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or


How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025