How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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