How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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