How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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