How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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