How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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