How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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