How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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