How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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