How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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