How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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