How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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