How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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