How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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