How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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