How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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