How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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