How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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