How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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