How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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