How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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