How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Egg-cersize.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was catching all the chickens!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His "ghoul" friend!


GOOD		CRAP

or