How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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