Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof
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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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You go to the Library!
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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A swordfish
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Grabs Our Pussy.
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A try and try and try-ceratops
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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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