How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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