How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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