How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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