How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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