How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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