How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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