How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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