How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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