How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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