How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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