How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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