How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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PMS jokes are not funny...

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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