How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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