How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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