How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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