How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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