How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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