How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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