How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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