How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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