How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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