How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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