How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A seal walks into a club...
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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