How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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