How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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