How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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