How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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