How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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