How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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