How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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