How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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