How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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