How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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