How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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