How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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