How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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