How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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