How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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