How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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