How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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