How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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