How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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