How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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