How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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