How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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