How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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