How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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