How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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