How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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