How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Catillacs


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The fish.


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A baboom


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The baaaahamas


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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