How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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It was beat.


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Alley cats.


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It ran out of juice!


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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With flood lighting.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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O I C U R M T


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