How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It�s a little fishy.


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Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Maine


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Igloos it together.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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Time is fun when you're having flies


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Bison


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