How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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To the mooooooovies.


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There are footprints in the butter.


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WHAT?


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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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He didn't have any guts!


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A Dogwood


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