How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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