How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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