How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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