How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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