How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026