How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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