How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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