How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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