How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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Let's get crackin'!


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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Because he traveled a lot.


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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Meat and Democrats!


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A swordfish


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