How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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