How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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