How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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