How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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