How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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