How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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