How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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