How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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