How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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