How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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