How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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