How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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or

I've got my ion you.


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I am feeling pale today.


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Because it's two tired!


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or

A blackboard.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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or

Snaked.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

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