How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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