How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.


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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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To get to the body shop.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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