How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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