How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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