How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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