How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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