How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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