How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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