How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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