How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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