How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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