How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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