How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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