How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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