How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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