How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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