How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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