How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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