How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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