How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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