How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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