How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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