How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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