How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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