How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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