How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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