How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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