How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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