How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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