How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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