How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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