How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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