How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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