How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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