How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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