How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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