How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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