How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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