How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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