How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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