How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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