How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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