How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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