How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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