How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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