How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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