How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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