How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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