How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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