How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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