How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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