How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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