How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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