How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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