How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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