How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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