How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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