How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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