How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Camembert.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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When it turns into a garage.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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A cheetah


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