How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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