How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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