How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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