How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.


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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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The Elfabet.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.


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Seven months old.


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Discrimination.


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