How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025