How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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