How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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