How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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