How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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