How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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