How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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