How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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