How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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