How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!


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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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Squash


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Shocked.


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Na


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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