How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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