How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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