How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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