How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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