How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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