How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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