How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Gator-Ade.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

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Mooooooove over


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They get toad.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

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