How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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