How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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