How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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