How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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