How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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