How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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