How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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