How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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