How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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