How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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