How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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