How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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