How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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