How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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