How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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