How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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