How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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