How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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