How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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