How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!


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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Call a chairman.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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