How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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