How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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