How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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