How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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