How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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