How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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