How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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