How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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