How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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