How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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