How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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