How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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