How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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