How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!


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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Leap Year


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A road hog.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Two-lips!


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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They keep dropping their trunks.


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Sir.


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