How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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