How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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