How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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