How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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