How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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