How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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