How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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