How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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