How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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