How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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