How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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