How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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