How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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