How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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