How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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