How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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