How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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