How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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