How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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