How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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