How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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