How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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