How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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