How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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