How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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