How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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