How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!


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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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They can make little things count.


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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Catillacs


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She was caught taking a brake.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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It gave a little wine


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