How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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