How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025