How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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