How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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