How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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