How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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