How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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