How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A seal walks into a club...
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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