How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A seal walks into a club...
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