How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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