How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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