How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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