How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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