How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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