How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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