How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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