How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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