How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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