How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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