How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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