How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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