How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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