How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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