How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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