How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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