How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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