How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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