How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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