How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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