How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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