How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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