How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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