How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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