How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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