How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
Canvas not available.

or


How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026