How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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