How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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