How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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