How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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