How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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