How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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