How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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