How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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