How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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