How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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