How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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