How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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