How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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