How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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