How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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