How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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