How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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