How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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