How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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