How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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