How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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