How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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