How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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