How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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