How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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