How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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