How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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