How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026