How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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