How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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