How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A seal walks into a club...
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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