How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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