How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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