Take away his credit card
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Norse code.
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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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A porcupine with split ends
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You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Because he wanted to tie the score!
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