How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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