How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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