How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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