How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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