How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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