How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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