How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026