How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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