How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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