How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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