How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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