How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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