How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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