How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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