How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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