How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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