How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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