How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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