How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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