How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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