How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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