How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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