How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A seal walks into a club...
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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