How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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