How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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