How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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