How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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