How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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