How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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