How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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