How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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