How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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