How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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