How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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