How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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