How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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