How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Mooooooove over


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A watch dog.


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At forks in the road.


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Many hands make light work.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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An offer you can't understand


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