How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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Lean beef.


GOOD		CRAP

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Hope it's Halloween!!


GOOD		CRAP

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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


GOOD		CRAP

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I better not tell you, it might spread.


GOOD		CRAP

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They had reservations.


GOOD		CRAP

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