How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He got Avogadro's number!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The letter H.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Decalfinated


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough sand.


GOOD		CRAP

or