How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


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It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Got two fives for a ten?


GOOD		CRAP

or

She wanted to reach the high notes!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

or

A fire cracker


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A starfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or