How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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