How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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