How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Ask Cheese.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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He was board.


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