How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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