How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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