How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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