How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Silverware.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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When it's full.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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Holly Davidson.


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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