How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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Take away the g


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A silicon.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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Snow balls!


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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