How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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