How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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or

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The letter G.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you believe in humans?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Soviets


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or