How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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The Elfabet.


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Meat and Democrats!


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Stop bugging me!


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

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