How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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