How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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