How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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