How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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