How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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