How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not funny!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jury.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A phew.


GOOD		CRAP

or