How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sewer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's two tired!


GOOD		CRAP

or