How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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