How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!


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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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Plug its nose.


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A watch dog.


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Bison


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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