How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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