How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.


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French Flies.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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I've got my ion you.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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Vitamin sea.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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