How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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Rootbeer.


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A jellycopter


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He was in shock for a week.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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None. That's a software problem.


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With a cowculator.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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