How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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