How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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