How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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OH SNaP!


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Do you believe in humans?


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Laboratory Retrievers


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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or