How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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