How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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A natural major.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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It waves.


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Minnesoda.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Take away his credit card


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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To visit the milky way.


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