How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A slopepoke!


GOOD		CRAP

or

In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

or

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or