How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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