How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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