How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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