How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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