How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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