How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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