How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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