How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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