How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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