How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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