How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026