How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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To the mooooooovies.


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They can hit the high C's!


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I am feeling pale today.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Because he is so cool!


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