How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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