How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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