How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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they just stop reacting.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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I just can't think of one atm.


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They both whine alot!


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An instagram.


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The same thing Arkansas.


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Catillacs


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or