How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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