How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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