How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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