How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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