How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Sherlock Bones.


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I've lost three days already.


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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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It'll come back to me.


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Carlos.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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