How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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