How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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