How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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