How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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