How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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I�ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!


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With a cowculator.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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They haven't had any gigs yet


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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In the piano!


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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The mooseum.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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