How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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