How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or


How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Canvas not available.

or


Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025