How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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