How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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