How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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