How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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