How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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