How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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