How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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