How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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