How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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