How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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