How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because deep down, they're really good people.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they dribble!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Oinkment.


GOOD		CRAP

or

C over lambda.


GOOD		CRAP

or