How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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