How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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