How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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