How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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