How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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