How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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