How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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