How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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