How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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