How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh


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Juan by Juan.


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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A Missed-steak.


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Lilly.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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