How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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