How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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