How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.


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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Juan by Juan.


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A swordfish


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