How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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