How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where is pop corn?


GOOD		CRAP

or

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[Period]


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

or