How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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