How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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