How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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