How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025