How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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