How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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