How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.


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or

How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Carlos.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pupperoni.


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or

In the cemetery


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or

Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or