How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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