How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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