How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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