How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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