How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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