How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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