He presses the paws button.
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Because the chicken was on vacation.
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It held up a pair of pants.
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It came in at quarter past four.
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