How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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