How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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