How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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