How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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