How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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