How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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