How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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