How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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