How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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