How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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