How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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