How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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