How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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