How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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