How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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