How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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