How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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