How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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