How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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