How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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