How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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