How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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