How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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