How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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