How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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