How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He had in his own pews.


GOOD		CRAP

or

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


GOOD		CRAP

or

Unique up on it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Flea Stooges!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or