How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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