How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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