How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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