How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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