How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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