How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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