How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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