How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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