How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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