How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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