How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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