How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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