How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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