How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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