How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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