How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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