How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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