How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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