How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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