How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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