How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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