How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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