How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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