How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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