How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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