How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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