How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Canvas not available.

or


There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026