How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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