How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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