How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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