How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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