How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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