How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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