How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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