How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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