How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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