How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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