How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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