How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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