How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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