How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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