How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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