How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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