How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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