How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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