How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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