How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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