How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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