How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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