How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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