How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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