How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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