How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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