How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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