How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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