How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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