How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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A seal walks into a club...
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