How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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