How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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