How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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