How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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