How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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