How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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