How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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