How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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