How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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