How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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