How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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