How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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