How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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