How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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