How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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