How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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