How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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