How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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