How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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