How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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