How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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