How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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Hey, bud!


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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