How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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