How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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