How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Pooched eggs.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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and says make me one with everything.


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Mooooooove over


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His heart wasn't in it.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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