In a hambulance.
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He was caught stealing second base.
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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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None. There never was any light bulb.
Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Woke up in the fireplace.
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