How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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