How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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