How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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