How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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