How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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