How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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