How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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