How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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