How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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