How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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