How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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