How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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