How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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