How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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