How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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