How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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