How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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