How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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