How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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