How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.


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Minnesoda.


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coz Donald ducked


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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