How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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