How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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