How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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