How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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