How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


GOOD		CRAP

or

He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Coffin drops!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or