How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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