How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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