How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or


what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026