How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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