How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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