How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


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Vitamin sea.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Maine


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He took them to a pignic.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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An embarrased mime!


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Catfish


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They don't lie.


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