How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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