How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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