How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Juan by Juan.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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What's a light bulb?


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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At the Whale-weigh station.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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The mooseum.


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