How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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