How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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