How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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