How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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