How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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