How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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