How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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