How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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