How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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