How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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