How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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