How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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