How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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