How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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They both have a hole in one!


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Drinking.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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Some day my prints will come.


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