How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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