How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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