How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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