How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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