How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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