How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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