How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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