How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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