How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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