How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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