How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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