How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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