How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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