How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
Canvas not available.

or


Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026