How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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