How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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