How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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