How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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