How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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