How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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