How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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