How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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