How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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