How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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