How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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