How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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