How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

and still be 0k?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough sand.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both extinct.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

or