How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
Canvas not available.

or


What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025