How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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