How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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