How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


GOOD		CRAP

or

My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jellycopter


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or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Wet.


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or

It�s Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

or

As far away as possible.


GOOD		CRAP

or