How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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