How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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