How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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