How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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