How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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