How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Discrimination.


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A hippopota-mess


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Frostbite.


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It wanted to see the mooooooon!


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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