How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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