How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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