How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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