How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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