How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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