How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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