How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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