How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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