How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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