How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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