How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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