How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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