How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".


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An instagram.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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The Flea Stooges!


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Root beer.


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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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