How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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