How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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