How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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