How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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