How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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