How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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