How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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