How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


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or

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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or

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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or

Chili


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or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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or

Stinker Bell.


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or

Because he wears a size "S".


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or

They stamp their feet.


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or

He was tired of working for peanuts.


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or

H2O.


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or