How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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