How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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