Ah-choo-choo!
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Take away his credit card
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Lemonade.
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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