How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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