How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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