How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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