How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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