How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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