How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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