How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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