How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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