How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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