How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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