How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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