How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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