How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Leap Year


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Boo-Jeans.


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Put him in the front seat.


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He wanted to go to high school!


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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