How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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