How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


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Booberry pie!


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Flood lights!


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Take away his credit card


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Maine


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She ran away from the ball.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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