How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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