First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Slippers.
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I better not tell you, it might spread.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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