How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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