How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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