How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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