How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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