How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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