How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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