How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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