How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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