How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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