How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.


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A trombone.


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Take away the g


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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I scream!


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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A skunk with a rash.


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