How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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3 blind mice.


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Because he is so cool!


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Because it's two tired!


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I got you covered.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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A ruler.


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