How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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