How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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