How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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