How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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