How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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