How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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