How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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It was in a pickle!


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Professional courtesy.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Five after one.


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Its days were numbered.


GOOD		CRAP

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She was wearing massive gloves.


GOOD		CRAP

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