How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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Carlos.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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A porcupine.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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[Period]


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They were sitting on the deck!


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The banana split


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or