How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.


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So I went - and I got it.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Cell phones


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Root beer.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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A Missed-steak.


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