How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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