How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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