How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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