How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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