How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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