How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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