How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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