How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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