How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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