How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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