How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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