How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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