How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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