How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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