How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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