How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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or

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pointless


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or

Spooketi


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or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Happy Owl-ween!


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or