How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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