How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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