How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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