How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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