How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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