How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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