How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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