How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!


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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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custardy battle.


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Feyonce


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The mooseum.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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An earthquake.


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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