How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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