How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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