How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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