How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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