How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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