How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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