How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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