How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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