How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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