How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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