How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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