How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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