How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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