How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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