How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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