How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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