How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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