How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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