How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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