How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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