How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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