How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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