How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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