How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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