How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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