How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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