How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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