How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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