How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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