How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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