How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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