How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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