How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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