How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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