How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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