How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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