How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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