How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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