How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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