How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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