How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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