How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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