How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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