How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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