How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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