How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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