How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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