How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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