How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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