How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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