How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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