How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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