How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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