How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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