How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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