How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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