How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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