How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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