How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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