How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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