How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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