How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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