How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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