How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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