How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or


How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026