How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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