How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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