How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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