How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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