How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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