How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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