How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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