How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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