How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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