How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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