How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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