How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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