How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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