How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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