How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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