How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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