How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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