How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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