How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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