How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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