How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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