How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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