How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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