How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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