How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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