How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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