How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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