How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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