How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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