How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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