How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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