How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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