How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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