How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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