How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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