How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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