How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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