How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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