How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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