How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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