How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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