How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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