How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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