How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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