How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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