How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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