How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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