How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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