How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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