How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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