How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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