How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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