How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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