How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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