How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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