How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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