How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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