How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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