How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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