How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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