How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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