How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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