How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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