How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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