How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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