How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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