How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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