How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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