How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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