How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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