How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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