How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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