How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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