How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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