How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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