How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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