How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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