How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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