How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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