How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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