How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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