How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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