How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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