How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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