How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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