How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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