How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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