How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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