How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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