How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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