How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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