How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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