How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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