How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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