How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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