How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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