How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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