How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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