How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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