How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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