How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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