How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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