How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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