How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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A jellycopter


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An astronut.


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It broke the law of gravity!


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or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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or