How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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