How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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