How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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