How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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