How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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