How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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