How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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