How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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