How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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