How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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