How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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