How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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