How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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