How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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