How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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