How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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