How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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