How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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