How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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