How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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