How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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