How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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