How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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