How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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