How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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