How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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