How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sunday!


GOOD		CRAP

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They both whine alot!


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

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A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

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