How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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