How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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