How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made an illegal ewe turn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was caught taking a brake.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thorium.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

or

I find you very attractive.


GOOD		CRAP

or

it had blown away.


GOOD		CRAP

or