How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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