How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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