How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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