How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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