How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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