How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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