How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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