How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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