How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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