How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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