How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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