How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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