How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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