How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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