How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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A Moo-sician!


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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To get to the body shop.


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Greece!


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A car only has one horn.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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or

Vitamin sea.


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