How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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