How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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