How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You Poke her face.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two babies screaming!


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Carlos.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

or