How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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