How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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