How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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