How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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