How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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