How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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