How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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or

What's a light bulb?


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It wanted to be a watermelon.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Polar Bond.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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They both have trunks


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