How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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