How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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or

Ihop


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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Hi school.


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or

The players dribble a lot.


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It wanted to see the mooooooon!


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or

ICE ICE Baby......


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