How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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