How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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