How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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