How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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