How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

or

No thank you, I'm stuffed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sir.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hoarse fly!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

or