How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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