How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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