How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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