How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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