How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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