How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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