How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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