How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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