How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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