How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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