How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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