How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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