How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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