How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!


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Take away the g


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

They were sitting on the deck!


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

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Camelflauge


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or