How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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