How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The space bar!


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A fright train!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The sound of Mew-sic


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At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A crookodile


GOOD		CRAP

or