How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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