How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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