How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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