How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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