How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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In a hambulance.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Deviled eggs.


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One molar solution.


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Call a chairman.


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I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


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