How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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