How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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