How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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