How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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