How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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