How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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