How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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