How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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