How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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