How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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