How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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