How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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