How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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