How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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