How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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