How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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