How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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