How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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