How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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