How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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