How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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