How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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