How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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