How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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