How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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