How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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