How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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