How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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