How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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