How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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