How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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