How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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