How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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