How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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