How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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