How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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