How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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