How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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