How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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