How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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