How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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