How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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