How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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