How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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