How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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