How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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