How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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