How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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