How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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