How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have a hole in one!


GOOD		CRAP

or

An embarrased mime!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Some day my prints will come.


GOOD		CRAP

or