How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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