How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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