How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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