How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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