How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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