How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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