How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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