How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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