How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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