How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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