How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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