How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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