How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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