How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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