How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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