How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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