How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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