How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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