How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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