How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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