How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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