How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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