How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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