How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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