How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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