How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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