How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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