How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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