How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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