How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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