How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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