How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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