How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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