How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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