How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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