How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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