How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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