How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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