How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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