How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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