How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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