How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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