How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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