How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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