How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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