How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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