How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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