How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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