How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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