How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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