How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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