How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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