How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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