How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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