How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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