How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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