How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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