How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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