How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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