How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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