How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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