How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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