How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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