How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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