How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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