How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026