How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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