How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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