How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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