How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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