How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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