How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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