How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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