How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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