How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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