How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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