How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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