By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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