How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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