How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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