How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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