How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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