How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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