How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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