How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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