How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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