How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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