How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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