How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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