How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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