How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
Canvas not available.

or


How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025