How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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