How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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