How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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