How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Caerphilly.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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CSI


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A baboom


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There are footprints in the butter.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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