How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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