How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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