How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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