How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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