How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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