How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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