How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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