How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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