How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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