How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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