How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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