How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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