How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split


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A watch dog.


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A car only has one horn.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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A brick layer!


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Soviets


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Morbier


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Snow White Supremacist.


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