How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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