How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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