How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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