How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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