How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Catillacs


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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To get to the other slide!


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It gave a little wine


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