How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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