How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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Squash


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In his trunk


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It needed to be trimmed.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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A pork chop.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Fo Drizzle!


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