How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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