How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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