How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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