How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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