How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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