How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


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Bone appetit!


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Use a sea saw.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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