How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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