How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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