How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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