How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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