How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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