How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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