How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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