How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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