How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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