How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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