How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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