How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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