How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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