How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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