How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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