How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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