How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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