How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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