How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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