How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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